Dead Funny
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
Nun would know
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man cooking potato’s. I said “Are you the friar?” He replied “No, I’m the chip monk…”
Roar with laughter
What do you call a Frenchman being attacked by a lion? Claud.
Choc it up to shopping
Always put a toblerone in your shopping basket just in case the run out of dividers when you get to the checkout.
A Little Itch
When informing your girlfriend you have an STD just tell them you’ve ‘gone viral’.
Spray time
I should have known that my son was doing graffiti. The writing was on the wall.
Stewart Francis Videos
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You can spread this butter pun
It’s my churn to make some butter. These puns won’t get any butter than this.
This pun is wasted on you.
I helped a friend move a crate of vodka last week. It lifted his spirits.
A quick heads up
In the giraffe race it’s currently neck and neck.