You’ll get hooked on this pun.
Peter Pan puns. They just never grow old.
Sub Plot
I always wanted to work on a submarine but don’t think I could handle the pressure.
A crap pun
I suffer from constipation. Luckily I don’t give a shit.
Trick Question
In a quiz I was asked to spell part backwards. Luckily I realised it was a trap.
Who’s the Arthur of this pun?
Party time in Camelot. Will probably go on all Knight.
Stick at it
I was wondering whether or not I should take a trip on the river then thought it would be worth a punt.
Something to jog your memory
Went to a singles running club by the beach but ended up pulling a mussel.
Time for a pun
I used to eat watches but I gave it up as it was too time consuming. It will finally be made into a movie which is about time. The days of my digital watch were numbered so I was going to go in to town to buy a new one but I couldn’t find the…
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Eggs-asperation
Someone has been stealing my eggs. I suspect foul play.
Keep a lid on it
My sister and I both like opening tins which is uncanny.