When I Were a Lad
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Cheesy Pun
After the explosion at the French cheese factory there was de-brie everywhere. Better tread Caerphilly.
You Can Steal This Pun
I have kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it.
On a High
Try inhaling helium, people speak really highly of it.
Bean There
Slipped on some beans yesterday. If only I’d had the benefit of Heinz sight.
Lookin’ Good
I used to go out with a plastic surgeon which raised a few eyebrows.