Dead Funny
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
Spray time
I should have known that my son was doing graffiti. The writing was on the wall.
You can spread this butter pun
It’s my churn to make some butter. These puns won’t get any butter than this.
This pun is wasted on you.
I helped a friend move a crate of vodka last week. It lifted his spirits.
A quick heads up
In the giraffe race it’s currently neck and neck.
You’ll get hooked on this pun.
Peter Pan puns. They just never grow old.
Sub Plot
I always wanted to work on a submarine but don’t think I could handle the pressure.
A crap pun
I suffer from constipation. Luckily I don’t give a shit.
Trick Question
In a quiz I was asked to spell part backwards. Luckily I realised it was a trap.
Who’s the Arthur of this pun?
Party time in Camelot. Will probably go on all Knight.