Dead Funny
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
A crap pun
I suffer from constipation. Luckily I don’t give a shit.
Trick Question
In a quiz I was asked to spell part backwards. Luckily I realised it was a trap.
Who’s the Arthur of this pun?
Party time in Camelot. Will probably go on all Knight.
Stick at it
I was wondering whether or not I should take a trip on the river then thought it would be worth a punt.
Something to jog your memory
Went to a singles running club by the beach but ended up pulling a mussel.
Time for a pun
I used to eat watches but I gave it up as it was too time consuming. It will finally be made into a movie which is about time. The days of my digital watch were numbered so I was going to go in to town to buy a new one but I couldn’t find the…
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Keep a lid on it
My sister and I both like opening tins which is uncanny.
Hello Dave
A robot used to steal roof tiles but now he’s starting over with a clean slate. He luckily never got caught though as he always had a cast iron alibi.
We’ll Have Nun of That!
I met a vicar going to a fancy dress party. It was a blessing in disguise.