Yes Minister
I don’t like singing in church. It’s an ac-choir-ed taste.
It’s the Bullseye
I was going to play darts but mine were so blunt I didn’t see the point.
Honey Buziness
I met a yellow and black insect who made the best honey ever but didn’t like to talk about it. He was a humble bee.
Work It Out
Jokes about unemployment just don’t work.
A Bad Date
I got fired from the calendar factory for taking a day off. I thought my days were numbered. I stole one once too and got 12 months.
When I Were a Lad
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Cheesy Pun
After the explosion at the French cheese factory there was de-brie everywhere. Better tread Caerphilly.
You Can Steal This Pun
I have kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it.
On a High
Try inhaling helium, people speak really highly of it.
Bean There
Slipped on some beans yesterday. If only I’d had the benefit of Heinz sight.